Ever wonder what HTML was? Ever hear of HTML? Hmm? Learn more from my tutorial. It is very informative and I hope it helps a lot with what you need to know.

Don't know what HTML is? Right click on this very page and choose "View Page Source" and Whatever comes up is all the HTML coding that makes this very page. Nifty. Nifty, nifty, nifty.

The Tutorial

Why? Why must people in existence all see the world negatively? Why are emos real? WHY DO THEY LIKE TO CUT THEMSELVES?!?!?!?! Please respond.

Here's tuh all them people who really want some Madness sprites.

How do I make a flash document an animated GIF image?

A great band. Though a friend of mine hates the band.

Bon Jovi.

I got mad. There should be NO Bon Jovi haters whatsoever. I got mad. The rest of my day was screwed up. And the song that really inspired my anger-powered strength was "Have A Nice Day".

I took my anger out on a boxing dummy that day for gym. Hehe, the gym teacher thought my arm would have disintegrated from pwning that dummy. I got in trouble later when the gym teacher realized that I "defiantly damaged school property". But I was happy the rest of the day.

BON JOVI

Click teh mouse. But I am still amazed how people can get like 20,000 clicks in so little time.

3rd Place Page for me!!! 3rd place of the 3rd place!!

The Game

Nice and relaxing.
Interested? |NIGHTVISION|

Or to a techno beat by the same people.
Still interested? |HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER|

Hmm? How about something so repetitive you have to love it. Yep, still interested. |CRESCENDOLLS|

All by Daft Punk, the most popular Anime Techno band known to man. All hail Daft Punk.

Comparing European and Asian to American:

Looks: Americans win. Why? Because all Asians look alike and all Europeans have bad teeth. Right now, Britney Spears is bringing us down in the Looks session of this contest.

Smarts: Asians. Yes, they are specifically separated from Europeans because the Chinese make mostly all the goods us Americans use today and the Chinese all make our games.

Height (Tall stature): Europeans. There is this British guy who was 8 feet tall, so we lose that session.

Economical Balance: That would be us Americans. We are a developed continent. They need some help in developing.

Literacy Rate: Us Americans. Our literacy rate is 99% for males and females. So suck it.

B-day in 2 months! Yeah, WHAT NOW?! And no, I'm not using Caps, I'm using Shift, so do not criticize my UPPERCASE letters. :)

Yeah, the B-day will be May 6th, and although it's still a while away, just wanted to announce. I should get a cookie (lol rofl).

I despise all the people who make account for no apparent reason and then, without reason (once again), abandon the accounts. I've seen about ten accounts today who are level ones without anything on the account! No picture, no favorites, no submissions, not even a f***ing blog. Go figure, Americans are lazy. Need proof? Either examine the image below, or see for yourself.

http://(type anything randomly here and then hit ENTER).newgrounds.com/